Alternative CV – Cass Clanachan
What was your favourite subject at school?
Spanish
What was your best subject at school?
Spanish âDos cerveze y un bocadillo de jamon por favorâ â itâs all you need to get by J
What was your first-ever job?
I worked in a golf club café serving fry-ups, sandwiches and muffins
What was your worst ever job?
Being a promo girl for The Telegraph at East Croydon train station in rush hour
What was the first music single you bought?
Bros â Drop the boy (oooherr)
What is the most entrepreneurial thing you have ever done?
Made and sold lavender bags to neighbours when I was 6
What is your motto in life?
Everything will be okay in the end. If itâs not okay, itâs not the end.
If you were allowed one dream perk what would it be?
Free flights around the world
Whatâs your favourite movie and why?
Shrek. Gingy is by far the best character!
If you could pick a celebrity to join the agency who would it be and why?
Channing Tatum. So I could look at him. A lot.
What luxury would you have on your desert island?
Mojitos
What animal best reflects your personality and why?
A cat. Independent, like a fuss every now and then but on my terms, bit of a night owl, partial to a daytime nap, mastered the look of disdain, jump at loud noises and pretty low maintenance.
If you could be anybody in the world (alive or dead) who would you be and why?
Me. Because if I wasnât me I wouldnât have met the people I have met, done the things I have done and seen the things I have seen. And so far, itâs been pretty good.