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Alternative CV – Jess Clare

Posted on 2nd November 2015 in Funnies
Written by: Jess Clare

What was your favourite subject at school?
Biology – my teacher was hilarious.

What was your best subject at school?
Maths

What was your first-ever job?
Barmaid at a golf club!

What was your worst ever job?
Waitress at a fancy hotel restaurant. The maitre d’ made me cry because I couldn’t serve round bread rolls with the back of two spoons (it’s impossible).

What was the first music single you bought?
Some Sugababes single, I was given it at a school disco so technically I didn’t buy it but it’s the first CD I remember!

What is the most entrepreneurial thing you have ever done?
The golf club I worked at didn’t sell cigarettes anywhere on site. When they hosted the PGA one year I bought a load of cigarettes before I came to work and then sold them on for £10 a packet… Easy money!

What is your motto in life?
It can always be worse

If you were allowed one dream perk what would it be?
An unlimited supply of money (and time!)

What’s your favourite movie and why?
The Lord of the Rings trilogy, probably the second one if I had to choose.

If you could pick a celebrity to join the agency who would it be and why?
Tom Hardy. Eye candy during stressful times.

What luxury would you have on your desert island?
Sad to admit but probably my phone.

What animal best reflects your personality and why?
An owl, not because I’m wise but because I can never sleep!!

If you could be anybody in the world (alive or dead) who would you be and why?
Angelina Jolie – she’s incredible.


Jellybean Creative is a leading foodservice marketing and communications agency. We help top brands with foodservice pr, foodservice marketing, digital and design. If you feel we could help you with your marcomms, strategy, public relations, creative or digital then drop us a line today.

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