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Alternative CV – Cass Clanachan

Posted on 9th January 2015 in Funnies
Written by: Cass Clanachan

What was your favourite subject at school?
Spanish

What was your best subject at school?
Spanish “Dos cerveze y un bocadillo de jamon por favor” – it’s all you need to get by J

What was your first-ever job?
I worked in a golf club café serving fry-ups, sandwiches and muffins

What was your worst ever job?
Being a promo girl for The Telegraph at East Croydon train station in rush hour

What was the first music single you bought?
Bros – Drop the boy (oooherr)

What is the most entrepreneurial thing you have ever done?
Made and sold lavender bags to neighbours when I was 6

What is your motto in life?
Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.

If you were allowed one dream perk what would it be?
Free flights around the world

What’s your favourite movie and why?
Shrek. Gingy is by far the best character!

If you could pick a celebrity to join the agency who would it be and why?
Channing Tatum. So I could look at him. A lot.

What luxury would you have on your desert island?
Mojitos

What animal best reflects your personality and why?
A cat. Independent, like a fuss every now and then but on my terms, bit of a night owl, partial to a daytime nap, mastered the look of disdain, jump at loud noises and pretty low maintenance.

If you could be anybody in the world (alive or dead) who would you be and why?
Me. Because if I wasn’t me I wouldn’t have met the people I have met, done the things I have done and seen the things I have seen. And so far, it’s been pretty good.


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