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Office funnies

Posted on 27th January 2010 in Funnies
Written by: Jess Sewell

“You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything.”

“I’m not really out of the office, Im just ignoring you.”

“Hi. Im thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.”

“I am sorry but I will be unable to deal with emails until I return from holiday. Please be patient and your message will be deleted in the order in which it was received.”

“I am currently out at a job interview and will reply if I fail to get the position.”

Does your “Out of Office” amuse your clients/colleagues or have you ever received one that made you chuckle? If so, send it to and we will post the most entertaining on future blogs!

Office Signs – (who actually puts them up??!!)

“After tea breaks staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.”

“Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.”

“No smoking: if we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

Source: Listed in FM World this month

Likewise, if your Office Fairy puts up funny/random/cheeky signs, we’d love to hear about them –