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Things to say if you’re caught sleeping at your desk:

Posted on 30th November 2009 in Funnies
Written by: Jess Sewell

“They told me at the blood bank this might happen”

“This is just a 15minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”

“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

Things you’d just love to be able to say at work:

“I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public”

“I’m trying to imagine you with a personality”

“I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce!”

“I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter”

“I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid”

“I don’t work here, I’m a consultant”

Source: Jellybean colleagues… (as if we have time to sleep at our desks!!!) FM World November Issue – really!!!

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